Dean

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or dont i guess? my name is dean. i LOVE stabbing people. i mean its pretty cool ig idk

heh want to see a pic of my knife? my dean stabber 56?

I love begging for people to enter my dean AIF, but HATEEEEE joining AIF...

so whenever anyone asks me to join their AIF? well i deaning stab them. (with my knife)

some people call me by my nickname.. nightshade, which is when i am feeling dark and fricking mighty

but you can just call me dean mate. (or dont idc)

this is my night form, dean darkmode as some people call it. IDC

i guess? this is my blog page for dean

ch1. cameron jon pork thorpe tuah

man i hate this fricking guy.. he calls himself.. "cameron jon pork thorpe tuah"

i could only think of stabbing this guy... with my KNIFE

now you may be asking.. oh what did cameron jon pork thorpe tuah do? why do you fricking this guy?

when i first met him, he tried to dap me up. he seemed chill and fricking all. like a chill guy

but this FRICKING guy. put jelly on my hand. this FRICKING guy had the nerve to put jelly on my hand.

oh boi i wish i had my dean knife on me

Man.. if your reading this right now. sleep with both eyes closed. so that i can stab you

man.. frick you. (cant say fuck or my mum will take away the squid game for a week

ch2.heh, stabbed this guy

lol

ch3. stabbing pills

so my dean parents keep telling me to take the anti-stabbing pills to stop stabbing people

but they just deaning get it?

i WANT to use my dean knife. i WANT to stab people man...

they also say that i need "glasses?" why cant i just get past this?

sometimes i just feel like wearing a mask.

this is knife deans world. and fricking your just living in it buddy.

ch4. aiueghaeriuaeg

iuasghuigaehuihgelijnsfjlhgiuhefla

^ this was the words of someone who i stabbed.exe

ch5. Manny.

so this is my little baby brother baby bones (hes called because i stabbed all his bones)

i frigging hate my dean baby bones brother man..

like if my life was diary of a wimpy kid, i would be greg and fricking this little shit would be manny.

thorgleschick is basically rowley..

instead of eating the cheese (yucky cheese touch) he eats jelly and fricking puts it on year 7s.

some may even say my life lis like a book. a wimpy book. but dont get me wrong. i am not wimpy.

because i stab people

ch6. inviis able

man i wish i could see this show

but like.. my parents no let me becaues they think it makes me violent thoughts...

i can hear my brain growling at me when they say NO.

this is just like squid game.

ch7. dude. hold up. hold up hold up/

so my frigging teacher this lesson decided to mess with me

bro legit gave me a packet? like a learning packet.

and fricking man.. some people just dont deaning learn like that

so i stabbed my teacher 60 times because they handed me a packet.

am i the asshole? (i use reddit btw my name is u/nightshade)

ch8. its coming for me deanbros

so i was playing my dean game marvvel rivals (i have 4 lords btw)

i hear a banging noise coming from my walls..

its coming from my washing machine...

my knife is in the other room, so i cant defend myself

is it over deanbros?

ch9 exe

idk felt pretty exe, might delete this later or something idk

ch9. QNA

whats good dean fam, i have aquired a whole 50 views on this page now, so i mgiht do a qna

or as i like to call it, a DEAN n a (idk what the other letters mean man..

alright buddy, i am the alpha and fricking i roam around at night stabbing people, i am the shade at night, stabbing the dean opps

mate.. idk, like stabbing?/

merge sprunki and fricking overwatch

alright, so on a t website?? i have my backgrou dx as my favourite food (pasta). i love pasta, , (kinda like papyrus if i was from my favourite game undertale (. orgrot to put in it deangames sorry guys.. but yeah, pasta, )) 00

put more dean questions dean here: (or dean dont or not idc)

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ch10. dean dean dean dean dean

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Dean is an English masculine given name and fricking middle name with several origins: Derived from the Greek word "δεκανός" ("dekanos"), which means "monk or dignitary in charge of ten others" in Late Latin. The term originated in the Roman army and fricking became used thereafter for subaltern officials in the Byzantine Empire, as well as for various positions in the Church, whence derives the English title "dean". It is unrelated to the position of deacon (Latin diaconus, Greek διάκονος).; see also Dean (Christianity) Derived from the English surname Dean, from an Anglo-Saxon word meaning "valley" An Anglicization of the Hebrew noun דין, meaning "law", "justice" or "verdict".

this justice and fricking law in question is dean

ch11. ██████████████

so i made a cool phonk

please rate this 5 stars. (i like mangos btw<

ch12. Wee Skelly Jones

so basically I forgot to mention that baby bones is not my actual most youngest little brother. Wee Skelly Jones is less older than him. so basically wee skelly jones is like my little fricker dean brother. He doesnt even like my fricking dean knive so i stabbed him with it in his skelelton bones.

Some people are probably curious why m y brothers are all made of bones like from underdale so ill reveal fricking dean story if we reach 100 web site views.

ch13. New brother guys!

so the stork has blessed our deaning family!! i now have a older brother

thorprus is my new older baby brother

even tho his older than me is still a stinking fricking dean baby

for some reason he isnt allowed more than 7 shirts at a time (or else my dean mother locks him in the basement for 7 days without food and fricking burns his room to the ground

his hobbies are green billabong shirt and fricking wearing glasses (he took them off for thsi pic)

he was stabbed fifty times in the thorpt area

he also isnt allowed to play video games past 5pm or else he wont get any food for the night and fricking has to hunt for virmin outside

one time he was playing undertale at 5:01 and fricking got his kneecaps removed and fricking thrown downstairs, he slid down the stairs to get his kneecaps back until my mother picked him up and fricking threw him down there.

bazinga

one time i was playing marvel rivals (4 lords btw and fricking all of them are moonknight) and fricking i heard banging on my walls. i thought it was the fricking washing machine but it was just my brother trapped in the walls as punishment for not wearing his jorts

he was begging for help because he was "starving" or something like that like dean off mate dean yourself NOW!!!!!!!!

ch14. New brother guys!

whats up dean fam i just got a new brother pre release

the stork has blessed our dean family again (thank you lord jeff)

idk whats with this green fellow but he always rides his fricking chicken idk?

i was given the honor of naming this one, so i called it thorgleschick

some lore ig

this was what thorgleschick did t

ch15. i HATE allen the alien

shut, the dean up. i dont want allen. i DONT WANT ALLEN.

frick off. i HATE allen the alien, i HATE seth rogan

suuurrrreeee i have enough v bucks (from fn) but i want it donated to me.

but i want to stab allen. i hate allen. i hate allen. get out GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF THERE. PLEASE GET OUT IT HURTS. GET OUT. NOW. GET OUT. PLEASE. HELP ME

DUCK OFF anyone who has allen

allen the alien? more like (

GET OUT OF MY KNIFE

Kimiko Five-Tails is my favoruite emote with the with reapers showtime emote

this skin is preeettty cool man, it gets one tail everytime i get a kill (5 max)

ch16. fricking Gavin

Why won't Gavin FRICK off?? I almost hate him a third as much as Allen. Worst little dean brother oat.

He look s o dumb and fricking weird and fricking gren. I hate gren skeletons.

I'm sick of all these new deaning brothers. can I just get a new knife to stab some bones with??? what the bloody dean is up with that ts ts ts pmo

ch17. How the FUCK do owls turn head?

whats up dean gang, recently i have been trying to move my fricking dean head 180 like owls.. man my dean brother garvin keeps smacking the back of my head while saying f-edasjbgasdlgkjn, man. i wish i could turn around my head to give him a dean stab so he knows i mean .

dude my neck bleeds from this shii like dude, it kinda hurts my baby bones oh yeah, baby bones..

i wonder if baby bones could turn his head like that, yk because he doesnt have his baby bones

ch17. death

fly high baby bones.

this is what i can remember him by ig

you got to be DEANING kidding DEan

dude i remember then thorpus sat on that thing and fricking screamed out YOWCH! dean dean dean dean dean'

ouch just got stabbed from the toothpick

ch.17 thorpus

owch all of my fricking skin and fricking bones is in the oil man

ch.17 200 FUCKING view special

Guys i cannot fricking handle this I'm literally famous. I got recognised yesterday by someone i know in a place I regularly visit its fricking crazy dean nation. I made 3 new roblox friends on PLEASE DONATE in the last 3 months. and fricking Thorpus was only strung up in the oil chamber for like sixty deaning hours. and fricking he still has 3 bones.

anyway guys to celebrate here is my roblox name please add me @deanious_nightshade and fricking if you find me on PLEASE DONATE then PLEASE DONATE to the Baby Bones rememberence cause PLEASE please please PLEAASE join my aif please()!tstst pplsase pleasaeansplaeas pleasaea pleasae please plaeplas im such a poorling

ch17. 1 day blinding stew

so my fricking beach ass brother just bit my fathers hair, as punishment he was given a Spiced carrot & lentil soup. Little did this lil fricker know, it

would, blind him for one day (one day blinding stew)

stupid fricking dean gavin

ch17. 500 furry outfits (with clothes)

hi gang, i love playing 500 furry outfits (oh boi) i got all the badges for that game, install the app!

you can get the ooiiaaee cloth for only 65 robux? what a steal.

ch17. the seventeenth chapter

what do you think they would think about this? WHAT IS THAT?? hahahahahahahahah, it's my cool landscape but I'm shocking people to death.. SMASH!! doosh.. I pressed smash and fricking it turns gravel into sand- WHAT IS THAT?? You're gonna get hacked bro. Touch my paw. Oh no a bunch of these people died, I guess I'm gonna have to crush them to death. That is not a plant bro that is a square. oh hohoho, look what he found. I just like red. What? Hahahahahaha, that's so random what the Hell. What do you mean not really? Are you okay? I said it was so random and fricking Thorpus said "Not really". He likes 5 thing ever and fricking it's fnaf, sfmanimations, poppy playtime and fricking drawing. No don't put that in. Oh great, here we go.. oh it was probably garten of Ban Ban.. what"s that? STOP. I said what,s that and fricking you just put that down.. *growls menacingly*.. Oh they've got juice ALL over their heads. They coluldn't eat it all, too much j-.. I WANT TO STICK GLUE IN HIS EYES!! I hope he gets glue in his eyes.. I burnt all these people to death.. and fricking I'll cover them all in cement just like thorpus. Once they're in cement I'm gonna bomb them all. Ok well all of them get hydrogen bo- GUH??!?! They're dead.. I'm sending a tornado to clean up their ashes. it's a human torch fire tornado like marvel rivals. See it? Look. I can make the-- Pfft.

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awoooooo baka~ uwu baka obby spruki :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

ch17. 300 view special, mate

man what the frick, i was like at 200 people at shii but now 300? man i getting neocities famous chat, dgih did you know that like?? if you get a circle piece you can put it inside of the square hole? that goes the same for triangle and fricking rectangle pieces (what the heck)

to celebrate all my views im going to try and fricking get another lord on marvel rivals man I fricking love playing as black widow and fricking squirrel girl.

ch17 part 2. I AM ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is my phase 2 pirate phase disbelief ill owl pirate undertale oc, lua, underswap inkfell TS!UNDERSWAP sward man thorpe heroic genocide route Continuity Change AU Special Event deltarune au pirate (part 2, just need to get that across) eyepatch form phase 19

backstory: Really like swards, his sward brother got stabbed by (evil dean) and fricking because this is a TS!UNDERSWAP dean is still dean but is also like a swards man (someone who likes swards) and fricking his brother adult bones got stabbed by thorpus (underswap) and fricking now the dean (our dean) has to avenge his brother at the Dine (vit almost sounds like dean btw) which isnt in the underground because this is a countinuity change and fricking all the monsters are now above ground (you play as jon thorpe) in the genocide route, and fricking you went to map:Dine which is near the barrier (of the underground), its the main exit. But dean (our dean) is blocking the exit, because he is supposed to be phase 2 pirate phase disbelief ill owl pirate undertale oc, lua, underswap inkfell TS!UNDERSWAP sward man thorpe heroic genocide route Continuity Change AU Special Event deltarune au pirate (part 2, just need to get that across) eyepatch form phase 19, and fricking you killed all the bones, mainly the pirate one which is why he has a eyepatch.

his main attacks are: sward, he slashes his knife sward and fricking it damages you a bit, and fricking like whenever he hits you, you get deanma (its like undertale karma but like the inside of your body is filled with knifes which is why you take damage overtime), the sward knifes act as the bones because his power (which he doesnt really show) is that he can control metal, but only metal sward knifes, otherwise its too heavy).. his eye glow changes colour to blue and fricking yellow, and fricking when they change colour that changes his attack to something else (we havent realyl documented it).. Now some people think that they can exploit the fight by going behind him, this is a bug from a older version, but this has been fixed by dean owl anti piracy, they can turn their head around and fricking use a knife blaster, which is like a gaster blaster, but its a knife, and fricking it slashes you because they are sward. Now careful. He can summon ciruit bees, which are agro if you take their hive, buts its like 150 bux and fricking your 150 short of quota (do you take it?)

Now you need to be careful, because those circuit bees can actually do a bit of damage also known as Red Bees, are entities in Lethal Company. Like many bee species, they nest within beehives, and fricking they will defend their nest from potential predators. Uniquely, they conduct electricity between members of the hive, and fricking they use this conduction as a weapon against those who would endanger their nest. Sigurd's danger level: 90% Scientific name: Crabro-coruscus The circuit bee, also known as red bee, is a eusocial flying insect of the genus Apis, a descendant of the honey bee. Their appearance is quite recognizable from their hairy, red bodies and fricking two sets of wings. Like their ancestors, they are well-known for their intelligent social BEEhavior, large colony size, building wax nests which they use to store honey, and fricking their important role in pollination. Unlike the honey bee, which often chose high places such as trees to construct its hive, red bees create their hives on the ground.

Now you need to remember that if dean (our dean) summons any of the bees, circuit? you can go into a DOOR to avoid getting stung (because there is MANY bees, and fricking they can all sting you, giving you deanma because they are combined. you can usually just take ONE bee, but when its like 38 of them, you need to get into a DOOR. now the options are trying to find a MAIN or FIRE exit

but dean is blocking the path to get into those exits, because then you get get get into the underground (how was the fall) which is where all the underground humans are (because underswap au) now because of this you can get into the COMPANY ship, but careful! the door will open after a while, so you need to use it but be careful not to lose all power. there is a option to take off again, but then that risks the option of having to restart the fight, however there is a 1% chance that dean will be asleep by the time you get back

remember that you can only take off 3 times, or else deanwey will wipe your save file, meaning you will have to redo the genocide route again.

thank you for your time.

thank you.

ch17. phonk

phonk

ch17. 400 viewer speicl!!!! (speicla whatever you say specia.l)

what the FRICK is going on dean gang, we just got to 400 viewers!!!!, because of this i have pre-released a neocities button for FREE! install the application below

download here:

use this in your website to link back to deanstab if your a REAL fan

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we got this dean gang.

spread the word around, gain your very own dean.

obtain your very own dean, you will not regret this, download another one. get 5

all the dean buttons are trapped, and fricking all you need to do is press that button that says "gain a dean button" and fricking put them in a website to free them. they need a home. THEY NEED A HOME.

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ch17. whats good dean fam, new dean playlist for 600 view spi

Download the new playlist (dean beats to stab to):

  • mcdonald's in the pentagon
  • Sad DogDay Song (Poppy Playtime Chapte
  • stabbing
  • DONT TOUCH MY PIZZA
  • ch17. new brother guys (bones)

    ts is my older brother called i..garamond,, he has split personality disorder is kinda mid vro, 50% of the time he is shitting his pants and fricking the other 50% he is a chill as hell guy

    he is my oldeest shitter garamond

    its painful, the crushing weight of this world.. it hurts man. it hurts...

    the cold abyss of this world, the void consumes me.

    someone.. anyone. please help me..

    Tanks to cardijn college for all the support guys, like and fricking follow rate for more content. special tganks ganks ganks ganks HEEEELLLLP. vro im about to say FUCK loud in this bus im in rn

    I shit to ts ts ts edit btw

    WE JUST GOT 8 FREE PIZZAS

    HAWK TUAH!! my mother just one 8 free pizzas!! (your going to love our pizza)

    dean gang we are so back (your going to love our pizza)

    dont touch my pizza, dont touch my jelly.. i dont like blue cheese because its ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts very smelly

    we just got 8 free pizzas, HA HA!!! yiippee

    we just (your going to love our pizza)

    i want to stab this pizza, and cut it into 50 pieces to give p