so my bro asked me to make some page for him, like dean off mate.. but i did anyways.. idc
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hey guys my fricking name is thorprus and i want some fricking help. I set up a go fund me for treatment for thorpies (dizeez) but I spent my money on my eight shirt and lost four ribs.
hi thorpe gang, currently chained up with no arm bones or leg bones, i am currently being crucified and my limp hands are nailgunned onto the wooden board. man it hurts.. im covered in blood and oil and
also getting chinese water torture, there is also a wooden mallet banging on my ribcage every 2-5 minutes
also like this crufix is in a pot of boiling oil and lowers down all the time, i only have 100 screams and when i scream it rises up slightly, it burns..
so whats good thorpus gang, today i watched m-HELPy chicken jockey shirt get ripped ap-HELPart infront of my eyes, i guess i am down back to 7 shirts-HELP in total..
all the scrap was-HELP placed into the oil and i am-HELP currently feasting off my chicken jockey remains covered in sand..
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good news!! i got out of the crufix punishment method.. but the SADDD news is that i didnt laugh at a joke my mother said and i went to sleep. i woke up to my body covered in cement, with a pirate anchor swinging side to side, i have to lean my head back as not not get my skull crushed, but sometimes it goes of course and smashes the side of my head. owie, owches.
there are crabs EVERYWHERE. and theres sand on my tongue i really want osme water and not the blinding rum..
every day at 2pm est a bag of sand starts pouring on my head, please... i cant take this any longer thorpe gang...
a bottle of gets shot directly at my head, the glass shattering everywhere and the rum goes in my eyes.
im covered in rum.. theres sand in my skin, theres crabs inside my skin. the rum is in my skin.
one of the crabs keeps TUGGING on my earlobe. what the frick do you do with a drunken sailor mate? uhh ow.
🏴☠️ schematicsso for my birthday i begged my dean mother for an ancient rome themed torture device because imo not much people know this but i lovvvveeee ancient rome.. i was thrown into the basement without the set as punishment for begging.. i went to sleep sobbing
but a birthday miracle occured!!!! i woke up hung upside-down swing left to right with a statue of The Capitoline Brutus right in the middle (i have to dodge it) ever so often a bag of Q. Pompeius Rufus. 54 BC. AR Denarius (19mm, 3.21 g, 6h). Rome mint. Bare head of the consul Q. Pompeius Rufus right / Bare head of Sulla right. coins get poured all over my body
there are speakers all over the room playing Greek mythology, (the WORST religion) and some other speakers playing Roman Empire religion (the BEST religion)
i also sometimes get stabbed by spears sometimes, it kinda hurts..
WHATS good gang, have been taking up bum photography (its when you walk behind people to take pics of their bum), i got a whole 25gb folder of bums (photography) and its pretty io;lete
i love taking pics of bums, its probably my second special intrest (the first is ancient rome)
whats good thrope gang, well actually whats bad, my mother has found the hardrive containing ALL the bum photos.
SHE is NOT happy.
bazingawhats good thorpe gang, back from the brink
because dean released his playlist i have released one of my own, ill add onto it once i get more songs
dad i want some icecream now are you with me.